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Santa reports in over London

Santa is coming to town! - Contributed art
Santa is coming to town!
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This is the transmission from Santa via a phone call we received five minutes ago from somewhere over the outskirts of London.

We were slowed a bit by some rain and the fact that Blitzen wanted to make a stop in Poland. The Eiffel Tower was as beautiful as ever. Just finished up with London and we are now heading across the water to Spain and then back north to Iceland. You know, most boys girls don't realize that Iceland is actually a very green place and Greenland is covered in snow and ice. We love visiting Iceland this time of year cause it is so beautiful. We will make a stop so that Donner can visit his parents and family. Then we will be off to South America.

Mr. C

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